Life lesson number 6:
When waiting around for the Monday night movie premiere of TED, don't let the beach shack lure you in with their happening 90's tunes. Inevitably, you will end up having a scotch or two or maybe even a gin and tonic and it's imperative you don't have any liquid in your bladder for this film. You may wet yourself laughing.
Solution: Go to time zone, eat maltesers and wait there instead.