Well guess what PW - I will not take attacks on my garden lightly, which is why, you will know, I spent the whole day yesterday removing your presence.
Today I will spend the whole day finishing off pigweed proofing my garden and organically fertilising and mulching the real plants.
Please do not return, because I will just have to re-remove you and once you've been kicked out of somewhere once, everyone knows it just becomes embarrassing when you try to return. You will not win, nor will your grubby little roots be allowed to spread any further in the Garden of G.G.
P.S I am deadly serious. My family aren't even here to stop or interrupt my killing spree, so watch out!
P.P.S The lady bugs are on my side.